Wednesday, 28 August 2013

welcome home


Me-ow-my-oh!




Me-usings and Me-emories


28 August 2013 - We cats are known to be solitary creatures, keeping our own company, heeding our own counsel.  Yet we do bring warmth to a hearth, and immeasurable well-being to the family that we choose.  This domestic arrangement does encroach a bit on our independence, but to bring happiness to my peeps is IMO a reasonable trade-off.





 

methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

 

 Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Purring softens up your audience.









Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons




Catty Corner

word of the day - fēlon, one that commits him/herself to a cat

Tuesday, 27 August 2013

the lone sentinel


Me-ow-my-oh!




Me-usings and Me-emories


 27 August 2013 - My peeps naively think that I am the only one to use the cat doors.  They lock up and turn out the lights, disappearing into a sound sleep.  But I am the guardian of the portal, the faithful defender of the home, whose presence in the dead of the night keeps the nocturnal creepers out there.  "When things go bump, I jump."  Yes, I need no thanks for what I do.











methodology of the meow-ster

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)
Even the strong get tired.












Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons




Catty Corner

book of the day - The Hare with Amber Eyes, but the ivory rats were my favorite


Monday, 26 August 2013

it's the small things in life


Me-ow-my-oh!





Me-usings and Me-emories


26 August 2013 -  I try not to take it personally, but on top of the dryer is where my peeps feed me.  Above the fray is admittedly better than among the fray, but the laundry room?  I persist in showing up at their breakfast, lunch, and dinner table, but so far no one has pulled out a chair for me.









methodology of the meow-ster

 

 

 

Today's Catechism

(for the self-taught)

Silence is lost on most.











Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons



Catty Corner

religion of the day - Calvinism, who among you can deny my irresistible grace?

Sunday, 25 August 2013

nectar of the gods


Me-ow-my-oh!



Me-usings and Me-emories


25 August 2013 - I'm a sucker for running water...literally.  Although a bowl of the wet stuff is provided, I prefer fresh from the tap.  Numerous lessons were required before my peeps began to grasp the concept (fortunately I have the patience of Job), but now only the occasional refresher course is needed.  I was relieved (it IS you) and pleased (good girl) when my recently returned peep remembered her cues. 









methodology of the meow-ster

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Anyone who lies down with dogs deserves what they get.










Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons



Catty Corner

word of the day - Ailurophobia, "scared of little ol' me?"


Saturday, 24 August 2013

hard at work


Me-ow-my-oh!

Me-usings and Me-emories


24 August 2013 - Routine has claimed me once again:  a slow rise (those peeps are such slugs-a-bed), a bit of breakfast, the morning commute (why is the office at the top of twenty steps?), and the clock-in.  You may think that "consultant" is a synonym for "unemployed", but not in this household.  Here, we meow for our supper.






methodology of the meow-ster

 

 

 

 Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

"Hi ho hi ho" will get you ahead
in life; a life of ho hos will just
get you round.








Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons




Catty Corner

film of the day - Cat Ballou, a catty Western spoof, one purr

Friday, 23 August 2013

upper crust


Me-ow-my-oh!

Me-usings and Me-emories

23 August 2013 - Adaptation is the key to a species' survival.  When that species is in the middle of the food chain, it must have skills to both provide it food and keep it from being food.  So I have trained my peeps to coax this indoor tree, pictured at right, to extend its branches, allowing me to scale up and away from things that threaten.  There I make a cozy nest, safe from that dark rumbling scavenger that appears periodically, sniffing beneath furniture and poking its snout into dusty corners.




 
methodology of the meow-ster

 

 Today's Catechism

(for the self-taught)

To paraphrase another Calvin, four fifths of all our troubles in this life would disappear if we would just sit down and keep still.










Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons




Catty Corner

word of the day - aristocat, a feline that, by its very nature, wields rank and privilege

Thursday, 22 August 2013

excess baggage


Me-ow-my-oh!

Me-usings and Me-emories

 

22 August 2013 - Well, finally I have shed a load of worry (as well as all that new Nova Scotia fur):  one of my peeps that wandered off weeks ago has found her way back home.  A peep's sense of smell is so underdeveloped that I am not surprised that it took her so long to locate me.  That the other peep crammed me into a sack and dragged me around the planet for two days did not make her task any easier.  Do you think that he was trying to throw her off our scent?







 
methodology of the meow-ster

 

 

 

 

Today's Catechism

(for the self-taught)

Let go of the ego.









Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons




Catty Corner

book of the day - Hikikomori and 
the Rental Sister, catchy so far