Wednesday, 4 September 2013

call of the wild


Me-ow-my-oh!


Me-usings and Me-emories


4 September 2013 - Were it not for the white throat and feet, I could pass as a panther in the jungle.  Don't confuse me with a Florida panther, as they are really cougars (and the wrong color).  I don't venture into the wild very far, as there are bobcats and red foxes in these woods, but sometimes I feel the need to sniff nature and chew on some grass.










methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Respect the boundaries, unless
you have lives to spare.










Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons





Catty Corner

quote of the day - Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose ~ Garrison Keillor

Tuesday, 3 September 2013

which way to Notre Dame?


Me-ow-my-oh!




Me-usings and Me-emories


3 September 2013 -  I believe that I detect some resemblance?  The thing with wings is my buddy, the strong and silent type of companion.  But there is absolutely no way those wings will bear it aloft...I know because I've given it a nudge, and it's heavy as a rock.  When I first encountered it, I tried to talk it off the ledge, but evidently the spot suits.  And I try to overlook its pinkness...better it than me.










methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

"When pigs have wings" doesn't totally rule out the possibility.










Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons




Catty Corner

word of the day - octopuss, a cat that has already used up one of its lives

Monday, 2 September 2013

Scooby doo, where are you?

Me-ow-my-oh!

 

Me-usings and Me-emories


2 September 2013 - Don't fault me for being an early riser.  It's in my genes.  Dawn is a beautiful time of the day, blessedly quiet and virtually empty of human activity, at least around my house.  I can make my rounds, check the yard for evidence of nocturnal visitors, eat a few kibbles, and return to bed before my peeps stir.  However every now and then my padding around is noticed by the female of the pair, and I am the recipient of her "what are you doing?" stare...to which I ingenuously reply "ruh roh".









methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Religion is on your side when
it preaches forgiveness.










Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons




Catty Corner

quote of the day - "The only escape from the miseries of life are music and cats...." ~ Albert Schweitzer

Sunday, 1 September 2013

say "please"


Me-ow-my-oh!



Me-usings and Me-emories


1 September 2013 -  Begging doesn't become me, so maintaining my dignity while dependent upon lessers is a concern.  I cannot detect resentment from my peeps; in truth they seem very happy to supply my needs....happy almost to the point of drooling.  Have I allied myself with a pair of soft heads?











methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

"Beauty is only sin deep." ~ Saki












Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons





Catty Corner

word of the day - certificat, a feline with papers attesting shots and spaying

Saturday, 31 August 2013

turn up the heat


Me-ow-my-oh!

 

Me-usings and Me-emories


31 August 2013 -  My internal body temperature is some three degrees warmer than my peeps', which explains our different interpretations of "comfortable".  Even our hottest day is okay by me, underscoring that I am a Florida cat, born and raised.  Inside our chilly house I have been forced to place my black coat in a pool of sunshine.











methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

“Why fit in when you were 
born to stand out?” ~ Dr. Seuss











Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons





Catty Corner

word of the day - furment, to be in a catnip-induced state of agitation

Friday, 30 August 2013

three cats in a tub


Me-ow-my-oh!




Me-usings and Me-emories


30 August 2013 -  I'm not one to rock the boat, "purr and let purr" are words to live by.  Besides I'm fairly certain that boats sit in water, and with the exception of drinking, I have no use for water.  Baths are for the less fastidious, and swimming is just an opportunity for sharks.  I prefer to keep my dainty toes on dry land...although who knows where I was carried while stuffed in the sack?










methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

 Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Keep a safe distance from anyone
wet behind the ears.












Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons




Catty Corner

word of the day - furvent, expressed with arched back and raised hackles

Thursday, 29 August 2013

furstration


Me-ow-my-oh!




Me-usings and Me-emories


29 August 2013 -  Ever think about where the day has gone?  A good bit of my waking time (okay, hold that snicker) is spent waiting...waiting for the peeps to put kibbles in my bowl, waiting for the peeps to open the back door, waiting for the peeps to give me yogurt.  All of this nonsense could be made to disappear if I had my own personal attendant...or if I had opposable thumbs.  Is it too early to start a Christmas list?







methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

If you want a different perspective
on getting ahead, turn around.









Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons




Catty Corner

book of the day - Secret Life of Pronouns, not exactly John le Carré