tingle hell

Me-ow-my-oh!

Me-usings and Me-emories

13 December 2018 - I was relieved to discover, after the fact, that licking this icicle snowman did not cause my tongue to get stuck.  That would have been beyond embarrassing (and probably would have warranted sacrificing a few papillae and swiping the culprit onto the floor).  Florida cats are not privy to the hazards of ice and snow (thank Bastet), which means that we can get ourselves into comical (at least to the observer) situations.  And it is probably true that we felines do not have a sense of humor:  we don't take kindly to being laughed at, and our bilious humours would certainly tip toward yellow.  If our tail is sharply snapping up and down, step away from the cat.

methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

"Forewarned is forearmed."

Bring back Bastet

Bastet beckons

Catty Corner

word of the day - catastro-fee, to incur replacement cost by upsetting a cat who then upsets the cup