Wednesday, 25 March 2015

hush-hush


Me-ow-my-oh!

Me-usings and Me-emories


25 March 2015 - I don't have a lair per se, but there are a number of places in our domicile where I can, if quiet and still, go undetected for long periods.  Everyone needs a place to which he can retreat, to be alone, to unravel a knotty problem, to weigh the pros and cons.  I might add s-p-y, but then my peeps would be tipped off, my cover would literally be blown.  There really isn't anything nefarious in my wishing to take it all in...it is just part and parcel of being curious.








methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Behavior thought to be
unobserved is very telling.













Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons





Catty Corner

word of the day - furtive, attempting to avoid notice, pussy-footing around

Tuesday, 24 March 2015

critical mass


Me-ow-my-oh!

Me-usings and Me-emories


24 March 2015 - I have walked every square inch of this house, minus the crow's nest, so when something is moved or something new appears, I am immediately aware.  What I do next depends on the thing:  often a sniff is sufficient to confirm that it is an old familiar, just not in the usual spot; however occasionally the thing registers with all senses as foreign, and then observation is called for.  Usually an intent stare of five to ten seconds will prompt the flight response in the thing, if it is animate.  After that period of time I conclude that it is safe to approach.  My methods are very scientific, but that doesn't take the fun out of the equation.







 
methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Sometimes it helps to have
a few fools rush in.













Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons





Catty Corner

word of the day - purrusal, unblinking scrutiny of an object of interest, a steely-eyed stare-down

Monday, 23 March 2015

no rest for the lick-ed


Me-ow-my-oh!

Me-usings and Me-emories


23 March 2015 - Recent postings may have given you the impression that I am an outdoor cat, but that is how reality can be skewed by a few pictures.  Mostly I am a homebody.  There are far fewer pests indoors, and one doesn't have to be constantly on alert when inside.  I suppose there are creatures that can sleep with the equivalent of one eye open, but I don't find vigilance very restful.  And we cats must have our beauty rest.







methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

The home is one's safety net.













Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons





Catty Corner

word of the day - purrgatory, a room full of strange people in rocking chairs

Sunday, 22 March 2015

let that be a warning


Me-ow-my-oh!

Me-usings and Me-emories


22 March 2015 - Curiosity without an equal dose of caution shortens one's life.  I am aware of, although take umbrage at, the phrase "scaredy cat".  Usually that type of statement is intended to goad someone into doing something, at best, inane, at worst, unwise.  But we cats keep our own counsel and watch our own back.  So don't try to hurry me along:  I have a pace with which I am comfortable and reasons that don't translate well across species.








methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

When you have a crowbar,
everything looks like a fulcrum.













Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons





Catty Corner

word of the day - carefurness, senses on alert for the presence of danger (or the neighbor cat)

Saturday, 21 March 2015

weather tis nobler


Me-ow-my-oh!

Me-usings and Me-emories


21 March 2015 - Did someone say that spring is officially here??  As my peeps will attest, I have been shedding my winter coat for weeks now, so I knew it was around the corner.  I like spring primarily because it is the warm-up act for summer.  As such it is a time filler IMO...there to whet the audience's appetite for the main course.  Don't misunderstand me:  if there were only two choices, winter and spring, I would select the latter in a heartbeat.  Fortunately nature doesn't conduct herself by a democratic vote, which means that the ignored populace feels entitled to complain about her weather choices.







methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Decisions by a group are never claimed to be the best;  the process just spreads the blame around.













Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons




Catty Corner

word of the day - commewnity, a feeling of identity with one's fellow felines, often expressed in discordant song

Friday, 20 March 2015

lofty thoughts


Me-ow-my-oh!

Me-usings and Me-emories


20 March 2015 - I really hate to be predictable, but we cats are compelled, I don't know a better word for it, to be atop any relative maximum.  To lay persons that means that if my peep places a newspaper on the floor next to me, I can't help but sit on it.  It certainly is more gratifying if the height difference can be measured in inches, even better if in feet, but we take what we are given.  Which is why I find myself perched upon this iron hemisphere...because I must.  Once accomplished, the urge subsides, allowing me after several satisfying minutes to get down from this perch and to go in search of the next high ground.







 
methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

If no harm is done,
what is the harm?













Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons





Catty Corner

word of the day - purrpose, a cat's resolve to do what it wants to do

Thursday, 19 March 2015

dis guys


Me-ow-my-oh!

Me-usings and Me-emories


19 March 2015 - At times like these I will admit that a gray tabby has the advantage.  The only background in which I don't stand out is darkness, but in minimal light most animals would go unnoticed, at least until they moved.  Black on black is very chic, but on a day with any sun whatsoever my dark coat definitely restricts my sneakiness.  I would not want to lose my hunting prowess...who knows what the future holds?...but in my current situation I no longer need to prey before a meal.  I still enjoy my saunters through the woods, but the pressure is off.








methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Sometimes the home court
is not an advantage.













Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons





Catty Corner

word of the day - catouflage, a feline's ability to blend in with its surroundings, or not