Monday, 22 February 2016

no rest for the weary

Me-ow-my-oh!

Me-usings and Me-emories


22 February 2016 - For some of you I acknowledge that work is a four-letter word.  However, with the right colleagues and a cheery cubicle, the daily grind can provide moments of amusement.  We may all wonder how Dagwood keeps his job, but short of such total ineptitude one doesn't have to take things too seriously.  Do I look stressed out?  That is the secret:  finding "fun" in "functioning".  And if you need to impress the boss, slip behind a pair of glasses.








methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Gain, seen from the other side, is loss.













Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons





Catty Corner

word of the day - torpurr, inactivity as perfected by a cat

Sunday, 21 February 2016

hunky 'dorable

Me-ow-my-oh!

Me-usings and Me-emories


21 February 2016 - I am comfortable with my first impression:  sweet-natured, quiet, introverted.  None of these qualities are things to seek counseling over, yet they are not high praise for ambitious alley cats.  Fortunately I left that environment long ago, before acquiring torn ears.  But inside even the most timid of my brethren is a panther, whose caterwaul can prickle the hairs on a peep's neck.  If you need visual proof, examine the bottom edge of this picture:  those are claws.








methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

It's okay not to be the fastest runner...
just don't be the slowest.













Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons





Catty Corner

word of the day - purrerful, able to influence through strength of character...peeps mistakenly call it intransigence

Saturday, 20 February 2016

outlook or lookout

Me-ow-my-oh!

Me-usings and Me-emories


20 February 2016 - A watched cat is a wary cat.  It isn't that I don't trust my peeps, but when they act odd (I'll save that for another day) or focus solely upon me, then I can't help but get a little nervous.  I admit to being skittish, but given my early childhood who wouldn't be?  My code yellow alert arises as an emotional response to the situation, and no amount of rational argument will soothe me into a deep sleep.  One eye will remain open until I am alone in the room...and even then, my ears will be swiveling.








methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Keep your back to the wall,
and locate the exits.













Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons





Catty Corner

word of the day - circumcat, walking a path of minimal risk by sticking to the edges

Friday, 19 February 2016

like putty

Me-ow-my-oh!

Me-usings and Me-emories


19 February 2016 - Keep 'em guessing is my motto.  I know that we cats are supposed to prefer high ground, even to the point of selecting a newspaper resting on the floor to the floor itself.  What can I say?  Guilty.  But sometimes we settle for less.  The peeps and I have an understanding in regards stair-stepping the dresser drawers so that I can make my way up.  However this time, for whatever reason...and don't expect me to put it in words...I found this particular compartment to be just what I wanted.  Tomorrow may be a different story.








methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Ruts are ideal for getting you
where you've already been.













Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons





Catty Corner

word of the day - purrsuadable, LOL, good luck on that one

Thursday, 18 February 2016

delighted, I'm sure

Me-ow-my-oh!

Me-usings and Me-emories


18 February 2016 - It's a sad day when the newspaper arrives without the comics section.  The funnies are, for many more than just myself, the best part of the fourth estate.  There are already enough bad vibes floating about on the planet, so why read about the latest domestic abuser or greedy white-collar criminal or intoxicated driver?  It truly isn't a matter of aping an ostrich:  negativity is a downer that impacts not only your mood but your immune system.  There really is something to the happy-healthy connection.








methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Laughter lines are worth their wrinkles.













Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons





Catty Corner

word of the day - eupurric, feeling great happiness, often shown by kneading and drooling

Wednesday, 17 February 2016

inclination

Me-ow-my-oh!

Me-usings and Me-emories


17 February 2016 - According to the beeps at the window, spring is here.  I am not certain that they know what they are talking about, as waking to temperatures in the forties is not my idea of a harbinger.  Perhaps they have jumped the gun, but they are definitely throwing themselves against the glass.  My rational mind knows that I am on the inside and they are on the outside, but I can't resist lunging at them...just as they can't not fight their reflection.  That old part of our brains, the repository of our species' innate behaviors, is often forgotten as we go about our civilized lives...that is, until a particular stimulus is encountered, and we are once again our uncouth ancestors.








methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Heed your instincts, hide your instincts
...it is the modern dilemma.













Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons





Catty Corner

word of the day - purrpensity, a cat's tendency to leave the heavy lifting to others

Monday, 15 February 2016

T D om

Me-ow-my-oh!


Me-usings and Me-emories


15 February 2016 - I don't have any reason to favor one day over the next, but somehow Mondays wear very heavily.  Especially when the morning is chilly, I search for the reason to get up.  Perhaps it is the letdown of having the peeps around for several consecutive days and then not?  Whatever the reason,  it is hard to generate much enthusiasm for the start of the work week.  Perhaps I should take up a hobby, like collecting stuffed meeps or drawing sand mandalas.  But I don't want something that just passes the time...it must have significance...I could give more practice time to sleeping.








methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

The meaning of life should
be more explicit.













Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons





Catty Corner

word of the day - stupurrfied, wearied by the same old same-old, in need of purrking up