Saturday, 31 October 2015

spook for yourself


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31 October 2015 - From the back I can pass as a black cat, which today is very appropriate.  Anyone who knows us would be bemused as I am, in how my dark-coated brethren became associated in Western culture with evil-doing and misfortune.  Not so in Celtic tradition, where the appearance of a black cat signified good luck and prosperity.  I admit to possessing sharp claws and pointy incisors...but we are mostly domesticated carnivores that prefer a heated space and a steady meal plan.  Besides I can be brought to drool by a lovely head scratch.  How scary is that??








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Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

It is what we do that is important.













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celebrity of the day - Blackie, HMS Prince of Wales's ship's cat who was photographed with Churchill in 1941

Friday, 30 October 2015

please be seated


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30 October 2015 - Here is further evidence that I like my peep laps.  It's possible that the more accurate thing to say is "like laps".  I haven't been presented with non-peep versions (where, by the way, does Koko live?), and I am reluctant to claim the lap of a peep I don't know.  It isn't just shyness.  Unbelievable to us cats, but some peeps don't like us, whether because of allergies or shed hair or some other shortcoming.  That's all right, as many of them aren't that lovable either.








methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Beauty is a concept
crafted by the brain.













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word of the day - catillac, a top-of-the-line example of my kind

Thursday, 29 October 2015

ruffled by midges


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29 October 2015 - We all have had to deal with the build-up of frustration.  Mine is day #4 of strangers, sawing and hammering and yattering.  The unwelcome noise is enough of an intrusion, but because of them I can't retreat to the screened porch for contemplation or rest.  This toy is a good outlet for all my negative feelings.  By pretending that it is one of the offenders I can vent in a socially acceptable manner.  Take that, hateful green ball.







 
methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Bottled emotions mostly
hurt the receptacle.













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word of the day - Calvin scale, the spectrum of reactions from uncooperative inertness to a roiling boil

Wednesday, 28 October 2015

humor me


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28 October 2015 - Inspired by "use it or lose it", I am exercising my mind.  Specifically I am concentrating on lifting this blue ring.  Once it is hovering above the floor, I shall next attempt to spin it, with just my thoughts, in a counter-clockwise fashion.  Afterwards I will need to take in nourishment to replenish all that spent energy.  At this close range I do think that I can detect an ever-so-small amount of air space beneath the annulus.  You don't have the best view, looking down upon the experiment from an angle, so you'll just have to trust me on this one.








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Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

The brain is gray matter that
wows with its range of abilities.













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Catty Corner

word of the day - amewsement. having fun with peeps, e.g., levitation with levity

Tuesday, 27 October 2015

the ragged edge


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27 October 2015 - For the past two days we have had strangers assaulting the domicile.  Guests would not arrive this early, so I fear that we have been invaded.  They are noisy to the point of nerve-fraying, and their laughter sounds like braying...this load of ore has not been refined.  I had hoped when they pulled out of the driveway yesterday, that we would not see them again.  But like a boomerang they returned this morning.  I wish I knew how long they intended to loiter about the premises, so that I could measure out my endurance.








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Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Ear plugs solve many problems.













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Catty Corner

word of the day - skittenry, jumpy, easily scared by anything new and unusual

Monday, 26 October 2015

what's not to like?


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26 October 2015 - I do know my mind, and "favorite spot" is a complicated topic.  The answer depends mostly upon what is offered.  Given the choice between a warm, comfy, slightly higher location to one not so on all three points, I can't be faulted for picking the former.  So when the shorter peep's lap is available, of course I will elect it over the towel, glimpsed behind me.  I am no dummy.  The only disadvantage, and unfortunately not a minor issue, is that she doesn't stay in one place very long.








methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Why give yourself a hard time?













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word of the day - purrsonable, agreeable to the company of peeps

Sunday, 25 October 2015

lesson up


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25 October 2015 - There is a wonderful moment for teachers when the light bulb goes on above the pupil's head.  I experienced this elation yesterday when the shorter peep figured out that putting a fresh towel on the northeast corner of the bed was exactly the point I was trying to make.  I am still savoring the glow of success in conveying an idea across a language barrier...and also enjoying my new spot.








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Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

In a group of more than one
communication is a necessity.













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actor of the day - silent-screen star Buster Keaton, who said "Several times I'd have been killed if I hadn't been able to land like a cat."

Saturday, 24 October 2015

things are looking up


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24 October 2015 - Change is a good thing.  My kibble bowl is cleaned, and voilà, the food looks more appetizing; the stuffed toy appears in a new spot, and my interest is whetted.  Recently I tried this elevated sleeping spot, and found it quite comfy...although the shorter peep is still wearing a glare.  I realize that my selection is still not the corner with the carefully folded towel, but for now this place is appealing.  Come tomorrow, who knows?  Maybe I will sit on the towel just to make her happy.








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Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Leave predictability to the robots.













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word of the day - catricious, given to frequent changes of mind

Friday, 23 October 2015

dollars and scents


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23 October 2015 - Creatures who prefer their own company can't be accused of being a party animal...so, no, I am not wearing a lampshade.  In fact it is a trash can, which should explain why I might be interested in knowing its contents.  No great knowledge was gained, no secrets revealed; it held absolutely nothing of interest.  But I can only say this having carried out the investigation. It is the very occasional juicy tidbit that balances out the many disappointments:  I will continue to follow my nose.








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Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Learning is a participatory act.













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word of the day - nosy purrker, the inquisitive mind of a cat

Thursday, 22 October 2015

the wallows of Capistrano


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22 October 2015 - My vision differs considerably from the peeps', but given a choice, I much prefer a high-light day.  One's mood seems to by buoyed by the brightness, gloomy thoughts banished to the mind's recesses.  As you know, it is seldom too hot for me, and these Sol patches always offer extra warmth.  Water and I don't mix, but being bathed by the sun's rays is more than all right.  Do bask, don't tell.








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Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

He who can sing in the rain
is a dancer at heart.













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word of the day - spurrawl, to stretch out, to luxuriate in one's catness

Wednesday, 21 October 2015

who cares?


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21 October 2015 - Don't you think it is rude to eat in front of others?  The taller peep does it to me almost every morning.  I don't hiss at him when he approaches my food bowl, so I can't understand his reluctance to share.  True, I don't particularly care for peep food, and true, I have already had my morning meal...but he could at least offer.  It would be the gracious thing to do.  Even my nearby presence and my best pitiful face don't warrant a crumb.  I would speak to his mam if she were still with us.










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Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

The world needs more kindness.













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word of the day - mewnificent, big-hearted, generous (which is more than I can say about them)

Tuesday, 20 October 2015

stranger things


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20 October 2015 - I realize that curiosity comes with dire warnings, but I have yet to experience anything truly negative for being an inquisitive cat.  How is one supposed to learn anything if one doesn't explore?  Take for instance this chair holding all manner of ribbons and bows:  what is this all about?  It can't be that Santa time of year, can it?  I am fairly certain my birthday is still months away.  Sadly I never found any answers...which sometimes happens when one has questions.  The colorful froufrou disappeared shortly thereafter, but my search is ongoing.








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Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Ordinary is so uninteresting.













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quote of the day - "The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled" ~ Plutarch

Monday, 19 October 2015

up? right!


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19 October 2015 - Some days I like to press my envelope.  After yesterday's second thoughts, today I am at the top of my game.  If one focuses on the present, then future concerns, such as "how am I going to get down?", can be postponed.  More to the point, I am really enjoying this moment.  It would be self-defeating to compromise a fleeting pleasure with what-if worries.  Besides, it is entirely possible that the shorter peep will come to my assistance.








methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Above the fray is a smart move.













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Catty Corner

word of the day - purrincipled, high-minded, especially when it comes to closet shelves and bookcases