Friday, 18 November 2016

pardon me while I yawn

Me-ow-my-oh!

Me-usings and Me-emories


18 November 2016 - How could a face like mine be thought anything but trustworthy?  No one would hand-wring that I am trying to sell Florida swamp land as prime real estate... besides that scam has already been pulled.  And without opposable thumbs it would be difficult for me (although I suppose not impossible) to run a shell game.  If it were a mouse instead of a pea, then I might be interested.  Hollywood isn't optioning my "exploits", because, quite frankly, my life is straightforward and honest and boring.  How could a writer construct a plot that would give the viewer a roller-coaster experience?  You're right:  she would have to stray far from the truth.








methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Don't wish for more than dull.













Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons





Catty Corner

word of the day - mewndane, descriptive of a cat's days after kittenhood, "more of the same, please"

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