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Me-usings and Me-emories

17 December 2018 - Despite what others may think about my choice to sit in the shower, it isn't a failed attempt to blend into the background.  I would need to be a black-and-white tortoiseshell... which defies the definition... to be invisible against these patterned tiles.  Nor do I seek out this space to practice caterwauling, although I like that idea.  Rather I come for the fresh water that slowly drips from the faucet head onto the floor.  I fear my little spring may soon dry up, now that my peeps are in the know.

methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

A secret shared is no

longer a secret.

Bring back Bastet

Bastet beckons

Catty Corner

word of the day - purrivy, wise to (which, for a cat, covers most subjects)

of serve-us

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Me-usings and Me-emories

16 December 2018 - When I am not resting, I try to be useful.  Even though various household activities are not part of my job description, I offer help and advice to my peeps.  It is my experience that small things, like a paw holding a ribbon or securing paper, are nonetheless appreciated.  When there is less aggravation in a task, it goes more quickly and more pleasantly... without seeming ungrateful, who could ask for more?  And being near the hub of activity gives me inside information:  Is this package for me?  Did Santa receive my wish list?  Not that I won't act surprised on the morning of gift-opening, but we cats prefer to know beforehand.  "Gotcha" moments are stressful for us, and offer a peep opportunity to record our uncomfortable embarrassment (and to post it to the world).

methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Don't forget to

say "thank you".

Bring back Bastet

Bastet beckons

Catty Corner

word of the day - purrductive, useful and beneficial (but the path to tidy order is often through chaos)

belly close

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Me-usings and Me-emories

15 December 2018 - You shouldn't begrudge someone's definition of "hard at work".  It is impossible to know what is going on inside my head, what knotty problems I am unraveling, what personnel issues I am resolving.  Who is to say that I don't do my best thinking while lying down?  And honestly, wouldn't you enjoy a job where you could sprawl on the floor or curl up on the window ledge?  I regret that your office may not bear resemblance to mine... but you really shouldn't blame me for the difference.

methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

No one thrives in

a hostile environment.

Bring back Bastet

Bastet beckons

Catty Corner

word of the day - sympurrthetic, "I feel your pain" (not to be confused with "I want your pain")

benevolence sinner

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Me-usings and Me-emories

14 December 2018 - It sadly is that time of year when one tries to cram in good behavior... to counterbalance past missteps.  In hopes that Santa is watching, I am exuding good will to this tiny beep who is a frequent visitor to our dining room window.  His attempts to claim my territory is an affront that I deem best set right, but today I am cutting him some slack.  I don't know if I'll have the strength to do the same tomorrow... but the peeps like to claim that today should be our only concern.  I hope that the red-suited fella feels similarly.

methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

On the odd occasion

surprise yourself.

Bring back Bastet

Bastet beckons

Catty Corner

word of the day - mewnificent, more generous than is necessary (but, hey, that's just how we cats are)

tingle hell

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Me-usings and Me-emories

13 December 2018 - I was relieved to discover, after the fact, that licking this icicle snowman did not cause my tongue to get stuck.  That would have been beyond embarrassing (and probably would have warranted sacrificing a few papillae and swiping the culprit onto the floor).  Florida cats are not privy to the hazards of ice and snow (thank Bastet), which means that we can get ourselves into comical (at least to the observer) situations.  And it is probably true that we felines do not have a sense of humor:  we don't take kindly to being laughed at, and our bilious humours would certainly tip toward yellow.  If our tail is sharply snapping up and down, step away from the cat.

methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

"Forewarned is forearmed."

Bring back Bastet

Bastet beckons

Catty Corner

word of the day - catastro-fee, to incur replacement cost by upsetting a cat who then upsets the cup

nacht turns

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Me-usings and Me-emories

11 December 2018 - I trust that you will recall what I look like, since the photograph at the right offers no clues as to my appearance.  The shorter peep told me that we are still ten days away from the longest night of the year, but even without that information there are multiple clues that it is not the middle of July.  Darkness is far less an obstacle for my kind than for peeps, which means that should one of mine get up from bed for a nocturnal stroll, I keep my distance:  neither of us wishes to get entangled with the other.

methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Watch where you step.

Bring back Bastet

Bastet beckons

Catty Corner

word of the day - nightcat, a meow-nor indulgence that is part of one's bedtime ritual

the situation was icy

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Me-usings and Me-emories

10 December 2018 - Today is showing more promise than twenty-four hours ago.  I don't begrudge the world a bit of rain (I understand the need for periodic faucet drinks), but hours of the wet stuff can be a bore, even depressing.  Anyway, we survived the deluge, and the sun is attempting to appear.  I am on the sidelines, cheering its efforts as the ambient temperature is chillier than I prefer.  Unlike many places to our north, we have been spared a surprise visit from Frosty.  Having no wish to turn into a feline ice sculpture - although it could be a winning entry - I do not feel deprived.

methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Bring warmth to

your circle of friends.

Bring back Bastet

Bastet beckons

Catty Corner

word of the day - Sipurrian, suggesting a state of cold exile (no wonder those tigers are fierce)