Sunday, 13 July 2014

gainfully employed

Me-ow-my-oh!

Me-usings and Me-emories


13 July 2014 - Without an opposable thumb I am limited somewhat as to my work assignments...although I could probably poke away at the keyboard with my front paws as quickly as the two-fingered method of the taller peep.  But my strengths are clearly more in line with office manager and supervisor.  My keen perception of peep moods and stress levels means that I can anticipate juggernauts and meltdowns before they occur, shielding the work place from all those negative and unproductive times...a valuable service since we charge our clients  by the hour.  So far I have resisted making myself continuously available to the company:  beepers and smart phones invade my personal space, and I enjoy making a dramatic entrance...you know, defusing the bomb a millisecond before it detonates.








methodology of the meow-ster





Catvice

(for the self-absorbed)

Motivating humans is 
nothing like herding cats.












Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons





Catty Corner

word of the day - furman, the one who directs a crew of fellow workers, he who represents or speaks for a group, the top cat 

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