Friday, 16 November 2018

the why in the road

Me-ow-my-oh!

Me-usings and Me-emories


16 November 2018 - I should be gathering evidence for an abuse case:  for the last five days my peeps, normally a very kind and thoughtful pair, have tried to turn me into a hunchback (note the red arrow in the accompanying picture).  The process (and I certainly didn't agree to any of this) begins with a prick, perhaps a momentary 3 on the pain scale.  Then there is a weird feeling of liquids running down my shoulder and into my leg.  I have tried licking my fur but it is dry:  evidently they are siphoning the fluids under my skin.  The result is a sloshy sensation and a squishy lump that eventually disappears.  The rest of my day is completely normal, so I am very confused as to what is going on.








methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Questions should have
satisfying answers.













Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons





Catty Corner

disorder of the day - Meowchhausen syndrome, when a peep puts a cat through medical treatment

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