the upper funk

Me-ow-my-oh!

Me-usings and Me-emories

6 May 2018 - My peeps skipped out on me for two days, returning midday in a pouring rain... serves them right for leaving me here to look after the domicile alone.  But I can't hold a grudge for long, and in an embarrassingly short time I was rolling around on the shorter peep's purse.  She assumed by my behavior that I was glad to see her, which is true but isn't the correct interpretation of my actions.  I was simply trying to cover up the foreign odors that they brought into the house.  A shot of Glade probably would have driven home my point.

methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

"Where have you been?"

can be an accusation.

Bring back Bastet

Bastet beckons

Catty Corner

word of the day - incrimewnate, to obliquely point out a peep's guilt (don't bite the hand that feeds you, but you might get away with a swat)