Saturday, 28 December 2013

do you hear what I hear?


Me-ow-my-oh!

Me-usings and Me-emories


29 December 2013 - Ever since that sneak attack by the Big Guy, I have been a bit jumpy.  The peeps drop something on the floor, and my pulse races.  A shadow crosses my body, and I am startled from sleep.  The doorbell rings, and I flee the scene.  I'm hoping that this bad case of nerves will dissipate with time, but meanwhile my life is punctuated by anxiety.  Unfortunately I am unaffected by the soothing effects of catnip, a known recreational substance for at least 50% of my kind.  I could really benefit from some in-the-now drooling and purring.







 
methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Chill out.













Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons





Catty Corner

word of the day - catawampus, an imaginary creature that instills fear

1 comment:

  1. Try rubbing on olive wood. One of our cats liked that as much as catnip. Another one liked celery leaves. Maybe you will find a catnip substitute, too.

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