Monday, 12 November 2018

hungriness rhapsody

Me-ow-my-oh!

Me-usings and Me-emories


12 November 2018 - I have noticed that peeps who prepare and/or serve food always smile when one acts interested in mealtime.  My appetite is most keen in the morning, so the shorter peep will typically find me waiting in or near the dining room... a not so subtle signal that I am ready to eat.  I also have noticed (and am grateful) that the shorter peep feeds me before herself.  It could be altruism, or it could be avoidance of my paw pokes.  Either way I show appreciation by cleaning my saucer... one shouldn't swat the hand that feeds you.  








methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Stoke your engine.













Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons





Catty Corner

word of the day - cat-chen, the room where a cat's food is dished up

Sunday, 11 November 2018

duty hound

Me-ow-my-oh!

Me-usings and Me-emories


11 November 2018 - When the foliage is this dense, one can't just rely on vision.  Although my ears are keen, in this setting my nose gives me an advantage.  Has an interloper swiped past these leaves?  Is it lurking behind the greenery?  Even more irritating, has the intruder left a claim on my (our) property?  Perhaps my peeps can understand why sometimes I return from yard duty not in the best of moods... not that I would take my aggravation out on them.  But I would never shirk my responsibilities just because they upset me.  One of the telltale signs of being an adult is doing stuff that you'd rather not.








methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

There is something satisfying
about checking a box.













Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons





Catty Corner

word of the day - impurrative, vitally impurrtant (have no fear, we cats are here)

Saturday, 10 November 2018

heads up

Me-ow-my-oh!

Me-usings and Me-emories


10 November 2018 - After our morning refuel, the shorter peep and I typically make our way to the office.  During the early hours we have the place to ourselves, and can quickly dispatch the tasks awaiting in the in-basket.  I find our routine comforting, as I know what to expect, and where to find her.  Another obvious work bonus is that a lap is on offer.  My peeps largely eschew trends, so I am not too worried that they will invest in stand-up desks.  As manager I should have some say in any development that would make my job more difficult to accomplish.








methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Knees should be bent
during exercise.













Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons





Catty Corner

word of the day - admeownister, be responsible for the running of (since I don't like to break a sweat)

Friday, 9 November 2018

a distinct possibility

Me-ow-my-oh!

Me-usings and Me-emories


9 November 2018 - We have virtually nothing to say about our genetics, but I am pleased to have this profile... as opposed to the smashed-in Purrsian look.  It is difficult to sneak up on interlopers if one's breath is wheezy.  Besides I have no wish to be one of the pedigreed royals, and with no documentation of my parents I am not expecting an invitation.  The everyday fellow can make an excellent sentinel, a loyal companion, a first-rate confidante.... and I would like to think that is true of me.  So excuse me while I remain in this corner:  I am busy keeping watch over our house.








methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Ordinary need not
be a pejorative.













Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons





Catty Corner

word of the day - typicat, possessing feline qualities (and making no apology)

Thursday, 8 November 2018

pokey face

Me-ow-my-oh!

Me-usings and Me-emories


8 November 2018 - I realize that not all peeps love early mornings... so I am grateful that one of mine is willing to share with me these post-dawn moments of quiet.  Starting a new day in such a serene state is a great counterbalance to any stress that can later arise.  Those peeps who bolt from bed with minimal time to exit the door for work or an appointment, are setting themselves up for a long, unpleasant day.  Is it any wonder that anger seems to roil beneath the surface of many faces glaring from their cars?  Save wear on your engine and tires:  start in slow gear.








methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Why rush?













Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons





Catty Corner

word of the day - meowdiocre, unremarkable, in an exceptional way (don't wish for interesting times)

Wednesday, 7 November 2018

Cinderella's coax

Me-ow-my-oh!

Me-usings and Me-emories


7 November 2018 - Our recent weather is certainly doing its darndest to perk up my spirits.  And when you are not 100%, such support is uplifting and much appreciated.  Nothing suits me better than napping on the screened porch on a balmy day:  The air temperature is soothing, and nature's background noise lulls me into relaxation.  My peeps are nearby, but not disturbing my reverie (or finding something for me to do, or commenting on my wastrel afternoon).  I really have nothing to complain about... but if hard-pressed I am sure that I could name a few irritants (such as the neighbor's dim-deep).  But for now I choose to reflect on the positives.








methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Don't forget to look around.













Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons





Catty Corner

word of the day - purrsuade, to convince a cat of something that he is dubious of (good luck)

Tuesday, 6 November 2018

plodhopper

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Me-usings and Me-emories


06 November 2018 - I have been feeling puny lately.  At first I chalked it up to the stress of travel... but that was more than three weeks ago.  Perhaps something I ate didn't agree with me, or something I didn't eat (I am not fond of fruits and vegetables).  Of course stress impacts one's digestion, and the shorter peep disappeared on us again... returning late last night.  No explanation was given, but I detected a whiff of the white-haired peep on the suitcase.  So there are a number of factors that could be at work (I won't mention the fact that my doctor labels me "geriatric"... how is that for encouragement??).  The enemy takes advantage of any weakness, so I am still making my rounds:  there is no rest for the weary.








methodology of the meow-stro

 

 

 

Today's Catechism 

(for the self-taught)

Progress is putting one foot
in front of the other.













Bring back Bastet
Bastet beckons





Catty Corner

word of the day - depurressed, slow-moving and lacking energy (which admittedly is not far from normal)